Here's another 2 jokes to get a giggle out of you! -^_^-
A HORRIBLE CURSE
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove
a 'curse' he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the
exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation
"I now pronounce you man and wife".
TROUBLE WITH THE CAR
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous."
WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?"
WIFE: "In the pool."
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing...
3:09 AM
