Happy Birthday to my dear friend Joyce!!! Happy Birthday!! Yay you!!
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing... 12:23 AM
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Hilarious video! Matt asks the Ninja about how to entertain himself during a boring summer job.
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing... 3:23 AM
Friday, June 22, 2007
*sigh* School's gonna start again...Everybody's(execpt the kids that ACTUALLY like going to school) trouble will come back and for 5 months!!!! The horror! Oh well...I hope everybody had a good holiday! I know I did! -^_^-
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing... 8:41 AM
Sunday, June 10, 2007
Here's another 2 jokes to get a giggle out of you! -^_^-
A HORRIBLE CURSE
An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a 'curse' he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife".
TROUBLE WITH THE CAR
WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? That's ridiculous." WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburettor." HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburettor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?" WIFE: "In the pool."
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing... 3:09 AM
Monday, May 28, 2007
Hey! Check out this funny joke I found!
English is a Crazy Language
From: Charlie Indelicato
Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.
We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices?
Doesn't it seem crazy that you can make amends but not one amend, that you comb through annals of history but not a single annal? If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it?
If teachers taught, why didn't preacher praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?
Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and wise guy are opposites? How can overlook and oversee be opposites, while quite a lot and quite a few are alike? How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another.
Have you noticed that we talk about certain things only when they are absent? Have you ever seen a horseful carriage or a strapful gown? Met a sung hero or experienced requited love? Have you ever run into someone who was combobulated, gruntled, ruly or peccable? And where are all those people who ARE spring chickens or who would ACTUALLY hurt a fly?
You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which an alarm clock goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race (which, of course, isn't a race at all). That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it.
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing... 10:41 PM
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Just a heads-up to Tsubasa Chronicle fans in singapore,the english version of manga book 15 may arrive in 16th June.
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing... 12:19 AM
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
Oh boy! I finished helping my teacher set up her blog,now it's sort of okay.But the name,birthday,email thingy I cannot do because my teacher requested for chinese fonts but my computer cannot 'read'chinese fonts so...
The Stars Shine Above As The Wishers Sing... 8:10 AM
~*The Wisher*~
Mizuki
8th March
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Jasmin
By Yui Makino
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